Not To Be A PC Policeman, But....

I think my Browser Cookies would appreciate it if you didn't mention their disability so often. After all, they are cookies too, just as much as you and me. Thank you for your attention.

PS: can anyone explain to me what happened? I don't wanna scroll through all that elaborate nonsense, just tell me if someone is fucking with me and what I might be able to do about it, if you can, thanks.